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I need to write to keep myself awake because my sleep schedule has been fucked up over the past week.

What would you say to a drink? No, not liquor, obviously. You need to stay dry for the next year at the very least or your wife is going to leave you and take the kids. You've done well the last two weeks, why not keep it up? You've gone to the doctor's office, you say? Well good job, really. Good job. Now you must understand that being medicated isn't everything. You need to find new hobbies, dad. You really do. I'd suggest video games but you know me. Just stay away from the alcohol and you should be set. But of course, finding a new job is something that should be at the top of the list to do anyways, so make sure you get on that. Oh, you might have already found a job you say? That's wonderful! Oh yes, the drink. Here you go, water with a lemon in it. Enjoy what should be a completely new life, dad.